Whomever came up with goose bumps wasn’t fucking around. That man went his entire life in fear of geese and all anyone ever did was laugh at him. Today marks the day the world truly experiences goosebumps.
We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger
WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE
I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth